How to Be a Texan: The Manual

$22.00

Featuring 47 lessons—laid out in easy-to-follow steps and executable by both the native-born and the wannabe—it charts a bluebrint for how to live like an authentic Texan. You'll learn how to take a proper bluebonnet photo and build a Día de los Muertos altar, and you'll have a bucket list of all the places Texans should visit in their lifetime. 


Written by Andrea Valdez


Illustrated by Abi Daniel 


Hardcover, 207 Pages

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